My most recent photo to be taken yet... Have i put on a few pounds? My goodness... I think what they say about how camera's make you look fat IS true after all... Darn it...

Errr... The ciggarette was just for the shot!!! I swear!!! I don't smoke!!! Really!!! And the nose ring is fake... Really!!! Please believe me!!! Believe me k??!!?? I'll buy you lunch?

-dan-



- Dr.Dan diagnosed you on 11:55 AM

 
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother"

she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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- Dr.Dan diagnosed you on 3:19 AM

 
MANHOOD

A man was not really happy about his manhood........... It was actually too
long, 50cm long. He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask for
advice.

The witch thought for a long time before she said: Walk into the forest and
you will meet a frog. Ask the frog if it wants to marry you. If it says "no"
your manhood will shrink with 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm
so the risk is yours.

The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk.He
walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it:

Will you marry me little frog?

No, said the frog.

The man ran home and measured his manhood. Happily he found that it had
shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so excited about the results that he ran
back into the forest and asked the frog again. -

Will you marry me little frog?

No, said the frog.

The man ran home and measured his manhood. Again he found that it had shrunk
10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking, "20cm, that would be the perfect
size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked him
again Will you marry me little frog?

The frog answered him: MY GOODNESS!!!! What is wrong with you? I already told

you NO! NO! NO!

- Dr.Dan diagnosed you on 10:01 AM